HOW TO FIND A SUGAR MOMMA

Since there’s so much strugglin goin on for people and their bills, I’d thought I would investigate the possibility of other financial income. No, no, I haven’t gotten that desperate to doing porn, but it has a lot of potential. I’m talking about something men would call, HAVING A SUGAR MOMMA. Ok, random thoughts here but with the advance technology of the internet, I think it’s quite possible to find a SUGAR MOMMA.

A normal place is probably Craigslist. I mean if you can find free furniture and jacuzzi, why couldn’t there be one there. Let’s post one and see if we get replies. LOOK. Another way is the normal saying “Just Google It”. (goddamn it. ur a genius mr. google) Sorry, the complete opposite of the this subject of poorness is Google. Anyways here’s my findings. A few sites gave some tips on how to find one but most were dating sites. A few results were people named Sugar Momma on myspace but they lived too far. I think the words HOT and SUGAR MOMMA might not be well used together on google.

An article in askmen.com says the best places to start are estate sales, auction houses, charity benefits, yacht clubs, top-end jewelry stores, cultural events, and quality casinos are good places to start. The urban dictionary defines it as “A woman that gives money or gifts in return for sex”. And thats when I realized a sugar momma is a fictional character. When someone proves me wrong on that, let me know!

Finally, I thought, well who are the richest women in the world. Like the Billionaires! Oprah (obviously), J.K. Rowling (author of all the Harry Potter books), Meg Whitman (Mrs. Ebay and McCain’s buddy), and interesting enough a CHINESE property developer ZHANG XIN. She went from working in the factories when she was 14 to designing a bunch of buildings in Bejing and runs SOHO China. Sweet! I never knew.