ODE TO FAMOUS TOKERS
As everyone has probably seen on ESPN or CNN or ANIMAL PLANET, 11 time record gold medalist Olympic swimmer Micheal Phelps got caught with smoking some marijuana at a college party. I love how reporters try and talk about this subject. Almost as if they’ve never tried it before. Come on! “Phelps seen smoking out of a pipe” “Phelps hitting the ganja” “Phelps caught with something pot or pot-like”. Just spit it out. Micheal Phelps was getting fatty stoned with one of the craziest bong EVER! And the cleaniest I might add. Reports say he killed a bag of Funyuns after. That’s how my report would go.
And for you enthusiast out there that always wants to make sure the information is correct, it wasn’t a pipe he was toking from. It’s actually called a Roor. CHECK IT! It’s pretty damn powerful and ridiculous. Or so I’ve heard. All I know is you need to have some strong lungs to partake. And buddy, you probably have thee strongest lungs in the world…times 11. All I got to say is I love who you really are, I love your honesty (but damn, don’t get caught foo), and it just shows where his taste lies in partying.
So in honor of Micheal Phelps, here is the special club you get to join, members only. It’s like getting the green jacket at the Masters.
For a longer list of peeps, you can look here. Of course, don’t always believe what you read…But if you want to add to the list, by all means, SHARING IS CARING.
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